Wednesday, March 17, 2010

burt's bees, lip shimmer in merlot: part 1

old news - Burt's Bees got bought out by Clorox because Clorox was all we need to get in on this natural products healthy planet rah rah business and I'm all for healthy rah rah and although at first i was upset by the buyout i am now pleased that the green movement has become strong enough to sway big companies and there is no need for me to be an uppity cynical biatch 24-7 plus it would by epically hypocritical for me to rant for purity and sincerity because I'm not eco-friendly and I'm not an idealist (idealists get a hypocrisy pass btw)

my news -
- It is only "merlot" if merlot is scarlet, which its not, so suck it Burt
- It feels nice, cold and prickly, for a long time
- All the color bleeds out to the lip line
- It doesn't shimmer, but it's not matte, ykwim? (some of the shades do shimmer though btw)
- The consistency is nice
- works as a chap stick

what do sunglasses say about people?



last night, in a rare moment of fever free lucidity, me and my brother had a friendly argument.

recently he bought a pair of ... sporty ... *cough* fugly Oakleys. yeah

and then when he saw my new sunnies he was all, "haha you look like Crockett from Miami Vise"

COME AGAIN?!

"or Tom Cruise in Top Gun"

... he is a creative kid, memory like a whip...

anywho i had Paula model the glasses for me, and i think she looks hot - even in her pajamas.